The Zombie Neighbor, Part II

So I told you a couple posts ago that I had more news from the zombie front, and its been a while. I was waiting for more sightings so I'd have more to say. But I didn't. She's such a recluse, sightings are more rare than you can imagine. I've seen her twice since the last post about her.

So here's the surprising twist...

I saw her at night, wearing pretty much the same outfit in this picture. This picture overall is a hell of a lot more accurate. She came out, looked at her car as always, then started to go back in her apartment. Then she stopped right before she walked in. She turned around and walked over to Crazy Black Lady's door. That's when the tension rose. What was she going to do to Crazy Black Lady? Was she going to go in her apartment all stealth like, walk over to her bed, and then wake her up with a banshee shriek then suck her blood?? She rested her hand on the doorknob.

This is when a gasp escaped my lips. Ladies and Gentlemen, I think she's a man.

I mean, she's definitely a woman now, with boobs and stuff, but I really think she was a man at one point. Her silhouette was unmistakable! Broad shoulders, small hips, and the way she moved around... totally a man.

She paused for a second with her hand on the doorknob of Crazy Black Lady's apartment, then quickly turned and rushed back into her own apartment.

So now I have a transexual zombie neighbor that can't drive and never leaves the apartment. Let's see how many more adjectives we can add to that before I move out of this place.